Could you imagine how valuable would it be, a tool that could allow you to predict when she will want to have sex? When she will prefer it rough or more sensual. A tool that could predict when she will be more prone to start another drama. When it will be a good time for a date or just leave the house to go help a friend!
A tool that would allow you to have the perfect timing!
I’m sure you’re getting where I’m going with this…
Yes, I’m a regular user of this wonderful smartphone app previously called “Love-cycle” and now called “Maya”.
Basically, it’s a menstrual cycle tracker that can trigger a notification and also allow you to gather data about what’s going on at each stage of her cycle.
An app design for women who want to get pregnant or avoid being pregnant.
After a couple of months using this tracker, you will notice a lot of patterns. Everything that previously appeared chaotic and un-comprehensible now becomes predictable.
It’s amazing!
From the taste of her pussy to the cloth she wears, without forgetting about the days she will inevitably be a crazy bitch.
Bing! {Notification sound} Time for wild sex ahead!
Bottom line, either you’re dating or living together, it’s just a fucking must.
Here how it goes, the cycle usually lasts around 4 weeks and it is split into 5 phases.
Phase 1: The flows. Day 1 to day 4
That’s the beginning of the cycle and the only information you need to calibrate your cycle tracker. Punch the first day of her flow in the calendar and the software will display the cycle. It will assume by default that the cycle is 28 days because it’s the average. Anyway, from a month to another you will able to know what is the real length of her cycle and adjust the parameter for more precision.
Ok, no news here, when she has her flow, she feels like shit, abdomen cramp, lower energy, headache, stuff like that. But, it’s always convenient to have a reminder a few days before it kicks in, right?
If you’re married, plan to relax for that weekend and keep Advil on the hands. It’s not the time for a road trip, going camping or move into another house.
If you’re dating, it’s time to plan something with the boys!
Phase 2: The rise. Day 4 to day 10
In this phase, she will usually have a better mood from a day to another. It is when she will act the most normal. Her libido is not especially strong at first, but you only need to grease the wheels a little with good foreplay and she should be good to go.
Smoother and more sensual kind of sex prelim is better in that phase.
If you plan a vacation trip you need to target that period has it only goes better from a day to another, for a little while anyway. If you’re dating, it’s a good time to do the more romantic stuff, has the time to reap the benefit of your investment is in front of you.
In this phase, this is when you date, bring her to the restaurant or buy her a gift.
Understand that you’re moving toward the ovulation, so her libido will increase slightly from a day to another and that’s why it’s time for you to “invest” in her.
Phase 3: The sexy week. Day 10 to 16
She will feel and dress more feminine and sexy or even slutty. Her skin becomes softer, her eyes have a nicer glow and her pussy is wet and tasty.
This is the time for wild, rough, and experimental sex.
If there is a time you want to try something new, this it’s the time.
In this phase, forget about being romantic and sensual, no need to buy her gifts or bring her to the restaurant. Those things were good to do in the previous phase!
Now it’s time to be more alpha, badass and dominant.
If you meet a new girl, she all over you, laughing at all your boring jokes, she acts hot, sexy and flirt with you, it is highly probable that she is in this phase and it’s time for you to capitalize quickly on it, if you wait too much to call her back and seal the deal you will end up in Phase 6 (PMS) and its game over. Well… Until the next cycle…
Timing is key!
Now, there are a few pitfalls to know about that phase.
First, she’s ovulating, which means that she is fertile. If you don’t want to have a baby, act consequently.
Second, if she wants to trick you into “accidently” have a baby and “accidentally” become your financial beneficiary for the next 20 years, that when she is going to do it.
Be careful and flush your condom down the toilet!
Third, if she has to cheat on you, this is when it’s going to happen. She will wear sexier and more revealing clothes; she will flirt with the alphas. If something is going on with another guy, that’s when it’s going down.
Knowing that you can protect your interest by focusing your seducing effort in phase 2 and then by being more alpha while having wild sex during phase 3 is good intelligence.
Phase 4: The fall. Day 16 to day 20
Similar to phase 2 but now you’re on the downslope, bitching, winning will start to occur more and more and her libido is slowly going down. Now it’s not the time to invest in her anymore because it will not pay back, you better keep your resources for the next cycle.
This is the calm before the storm.
Start planning stuff with your friends or your other girlfriend if you’re dating because the shit is about to hit the fan.
If you’re stressed, make sure you have enough valerian on hand because she will soon get on your nerve.
Phase 5: The infamous PMS. Day 21 to day 27
This is when you don’t want to be there. If you live with her, don’t show any weakness, remain a strong focus and busy man. No family activity, no vacation, no date, you’re too busy.
Whatever you’re doing, it’s going to be wrong and she is going to be pissed at you anyway. All sorts of nonsense and crazy shit are bound to happen during that phase.
She will not take smart decisions.
She will create problems and blame you for it.
Do not negotiate with her! Tell her; you need a few days to think about it and keep that discussion off until the next cycle.
A little recall, to remember her that’s she in her PMS won’t hurt, in most cases anyway.
Seriously, I have a stack of that stuff, just to be sure to always have some. Not only good for her, but also for you during that week!
I know what you’re thinking; a tranquilizer dart shot with a paintball gun would be way more simple, but keep in mind that this is illegal in most countries so you better forget about that one.
Anyway, don’t lose hope, keep in mind, this will last about a week and after things will stabilize!
These are generalities, each woman is slightly different.
Tracking her cycle and looking for pattern could end up being an incredible tool for you to handle your relationship.
There are a lot of menstrual tracker apps with notification and all sorts of helpers, which makes this process very convenient.
For those guys who date multiple women, this is a must for scheduling and have the best bang for your bucks.
Ok, now keep in mind that angry and bloodthirsty feminazi are always looking for any valid or not reason to protest against men and to accuse us of sexual harassment or rape and getting caught tracking a woman’s cycle could be more than enough to be automatically classified has creepy stalker rapist and even eventually has an enemy of the state, so just make sure to keep that discreet. Right!
So, don’t get caught, at least until next post…
Chuck
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Do you any app that can track multiple cycles?
Nope… but you can install many different apps. I have 2 different on my phone. I have “Maya” and “Flo”.
I’ve figured this out years ago and it makes life so much easier, while the app may not be always accurate, it’ll help you figure out a pattern which you then can use for your advantage and safe yourself a lot of time,effort and drama. Remember the app is after all just a tool, you still gotta observe the situation and think for yourself.
Yes!
I especially like the notifications, it remember you when you enter a new phase.